John Howard for United States Senate

That's right, I want to be elected to replace Ted Kennedy as the next Senator from Massachusetts, in order to introduce the Egg and Sperm Civil Union Compromise bill to end same-sex marriage nationally, preserve natural conception rights, stop the Brave New World of genetic engineering, and to extend federal recognition as marriages to same-sex couples in state Civil Unions, and provide a model for achieving full protections for same-sex couples in all 50 states.

I have two giant stacks of nomination papers that I need to fill up with signatures, and about two months to do it. I'm obviously going to need help, so I am going to contact the Vote On Marriage people and MassEquality people to seek their support and manpower to achieve the goals of each via the Egg and Sperm Civil Union Compromise.

On January 19th, 2010, please vote to send me, John Howard, to the Senate to resolve the marriage debate so we all can move on to other pressing issues.


Anonymous said...

Hmmm...in addition to being a blatant homophobe yer also a freakin' absolute loon!! Good luck chum on yer nomination. Please do run so that we can all laugh our collective asses off when you fall flat on yer face! LMAO!! Ya got 4 years minimum Howie baby. In that time period you WILL see the commencement of Same Sex Procreation Mr. Howie!! Da Musclehipster hath spoken! :-))

Anonymous said...

Vote CRAZY BIGOT in 2010!

John Howard said...

Oh yeah, well, it's hard to get signatures. I got about 60 and decided to make it a write in campaign, and then Scott Brown emerged and stole my thunder...oh well, 2012 is looking good.